So its sunday evening and i along with a vast amount of the nation
are home tuning into the show that we have all come to embrace...XFACTOR!
Show opens and my sadness is apparent, reason being, no more Rachel ADEDEJI (said in the presenter stylee)
Role on the show opening of the mess that is the "group" performance...honestly what
are they thinking, its like a high school musical group of TW$TS...sorry but my bluntness then becomes apparent...
Outfit talk...
Cheryl - Red / on point for once / no dramatics / no theatrics
Dani - Cant actually remember what it is / challenging chezza majorly
The blokes - who cares!
First "Star" performance...
Fergie the tranny suspended from a fricking moon, as she was lowered all i could think was *drop drop drop*
No name then comes out and i instantly lose interest / Arise Cheryl's performing monkey...WILLiam...he flys, all I'm going to say is WTF /
To sum this up...a terrible performance that resembled a technical rehearsal / vocals were out /
outfits showed no signs of interest / audience gave a lack luster clap at the end / why did Simon even rise to give a round of applause...
Second STAR Performance
Whoever does LeLe's stage production LOves the whole battlestar gallactica lighting, in all
fairness it works for her, its all about being dramatic...and it does just that....
Anyway - Perfect Vocal / I want that smokey eye make up / dolce and gabbana dress? / stunning much / flitter drop / excellent execution / xfactor contestants could stand to learn a
thing or two...to sum this up Flawless...
The Result...
I sit here hoping that the acts don't walk out in last nights outfits / how upset i am to see them again...
(does Jamie look scared or is that just me)
AT THIS POINT I WONT BOTHER TO WRITE DUE TO MY EXCITEMENT...
BYE JEDWARD....
At this point it goes to ad break but i can safely say that the twins grim are gone...another glass of wine waiter...
Over and Out - ABW
are home tuning into the show that we have all come to embrace...XFACTOR!
Show opens and my sadness is apparent, reason being, no more Rachel ADEDEJI (said in the presenter stylee)
Role on the show opening of the mess that is the "group" performance...honestly what
are they thinking, its like a high school musical group of TW$TS...sorry but my bluntness then becomes apparent...
Outfit talk...
Cheryl - Red / on point for once / no dramatics / no theatrics
Dani - Cant actually remember what it is / challenging chezza majorly
The blokes - who cares!
First "Star" performance...
Fergie the tranny suspended from a fricking moon, as she was lowered all i could think was *drop drop drop*
No name then comes out and i instantly lose interest / Arise Cheryl's performing monkey...WILLiam...he flys, all I'm going to say is WTF /
To sum this up...a terrible performance that resembled a technical rehearsal / vocals were out /
outfits showed no signs of interest / audience gave a lack luster clap at the end / why did Simon even rise to give a round of applause...
Second STAR Performance
Whoever does LeLe's stage production LOves the whole battlestar gallactica lighting, in all
fairness it works for her, its all about being dramatic...and it does just that....
Anyway - Perfect Vocal / I want that smokey eye make up / dolce and gabbana dress? / stunning much / flitter drop / excellent execution / xfactor contestants could stand to learn a
thing or two...to sum this up Flawless...
The Result...
I sit here hoping that the acts don't walk out in last nights outfits / how upset i am to see them again...
(does Jamie look scared or is that just me)
AT THIS POINT I WONT BOTHER TO WRITE DUE TO MY EXCITEMENT...
BYE JEDWARD....
At this point it goes to ad break but i can safely say that the twins grim are gone...another glass of wine waiter...
Over and Out - ABW
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